Political Audiences Are Not Fun.

If We're Not Going To Tax The Rich Anymore, We're Going To Create Class Warfare.

If You Don't Drink 56 Bottles Of Water A Week, Scientists Say You Should Take A Garden Hose At The End Of The Week And Shove It Up Your Ass.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity.

I Continue To Work On Plays, But I've Always Felt That You Could Put A Note In A Bottle And Send It Offshore, And You'd Have As Much Chance Communicating With People.

I'm Amazed That Anyone Is Interested In What I Have To Say.