People Don't Buy A New Detergent Because

If You Tell Lies About A Product, You Will Be Found Out - Either By The Government, Which Will Prosecute You, Or By The Consumer, Who Will Punish You By Not Buying Your Product A Second Time.

Many People - And I Think I Am One Of Them - Are More Productive When They've Had A Little To Drink. I Find If I Drink Two Or Three Brandies, I'm Far Better Able To Write.

Political Advertising Ought To Be Stopped. It's The Only Really Dishonest Kind Of Advertising That's Left. It's Totally Dishonest.

It Has Been Found That The Less An Advertisement Looks Like An Advertisement And The More It Looks Like An Editorial, The More Readers Stop, Look, And Read.

The Best Ideas Come As Jokes. Make Your Thinking As Funny As Possible.