Patriot, N. One To Whom The Interests

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else

Eloquence, N. The Art Of Orally Persuading Fools That White Is The Color That It Appears To Be. It Includes The Gift Of Making Any Color Appear White.

The Poor Man's Price Of Admittance To The Favor Of The Rich Is His Self-respect.

Ethnology, N. The Science That Treats Of The Various Tribes Of Man, As Robbers, Thieves, Swindlers, Dunces, Lunatics, Idiots And Ethnologists.

New York Is Too Strenuous For Me; It Gets On My Nerves.