Originality Will Be Rewarded In Any Line.

Andrew Jackson Was The First One To Think Up The Idea To Promise Everybody That If They Will Vote For You, You Will Give Them An Office When You Get It, And The More Times They Vote For You, The Bigger The Office.

There Will Never Be A Time When The Old Horse Is Not Superior To Any Auto Ever Made.

A Lot Of Guys Have Had A Lot Of Fun Joking About Henry Ford Because He Admitted One Time That He Didn't Know History. He Don't Know It, But History Will Know Him. He Has Made More History Than His Critics Ever Read.

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

The Worst Thing That Happens To You May Be The Best Thing For You If You Don't Let It Get The Best Of You.