Only A Sadistic Scoundrel-or A Fool-tells The

Don't Tell Me Violence Doesn't Solve Anything. Look At Carthage.

May You Live As Long As You Wish And Love As Long As You Live.

Formal Courtesy Between Husband And Wife Is Even More Important Than It Is Between Strangers.

Small Change Can Often Be Found Under Seat Cushions.

My Dear, I Used To Think I Was Serving Humanity . . . And I Pleasured In The Thought. Then I Discovered That Humanity Does Not Want To Be Served; On The Contrary It Resents Any Attempt To Serve It. So Now I Do What Pleases Myself.