Once You've Given Advice To Someone, You're

What About The Poor Salesman Who Is Calling Into The Office From The Corner Saloon Instead Of The Home Sickbed He Claims He Is In?

When You Catch What You're After, It's Gone.

The More Sympathy You Give, The Less You Need.

How In Heck Are They Handling Their Surplus Population In Hell These Days? Maybe By The Time You And I Are In The Queue There Won't Be Room For Us.

When You Don't Understand, It's Sometimes Easier To Look Like You Do.