On Thursday, A Passenger Forced His Way

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.

Drop The Veneer Periodically And Be Like "ok, I'm An Imperfect Human. Let's Try To Get Through This."

Parenting Is The Easiest Job To Get - You Just Have To Screw Up Once And It's Yours.

If Clinton Had Only Attacked Terrorism As Much As He Attacks George Bush We Wouldn't Be In This Problem.

And Finally, And Most Importantly, The Next Time We Go To War, Don't Give A Specific Reason For The War That The Left Can Seize Upon And Later Flog Us With It Ad Nauseam, Just Do It. Remember, The First Rule Of Fight Club Is That You Don't Talk About Fight Club.