Nothing Surprises Me. After Donald Trump, Nothing

I Was In Kashmir Last Weekend. Went To Visit One Of My Sweaters.

I'm Not Interesting Enough On My Own That You'd Want To See A Film About Me.

I Got So Good At Writing To A Budget, My Brain Was Restricting Myself. I'd Write, "it's A Stormy Night." Then I'd Cross Out Stormy. I'd Write: "it's A Calm Night." Then I'd Cross Out Night. It's Noon. Because You Know How Much Night Costs. You Know How Much Rain Costs. Nothing Comes Free In Movies.

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.

Starting To Drink Now In Preparation For New Years. No More Last Minute Stuff Like Christmas.