Nobody Remembers Second Place.

Kickin', Ass Takin' Names, Cashing Checks, And Breakin Necks, The Champ Is Here.

Lightning Will Shoot From My Ass!!!

I Think I'm Not Uber Into The Comedy Scene, But I Love To Laugh, Especially In Our Business, Where You're Always Front And Center Over An Extremely, Sometimes Overly-critical Live Audience. I Think It Helps To Laugh.

I Don't Play A Character. It's Totally Just An Extension Of Myself.

Time Management Is The Key. Although It Seems Hectic, As Long As You Manage Your Time Properly You Can Get Everything Done.