No One Can Disgrace Us But Ourselves.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

When The Truth Is In Your Way, You Are On The Wrong Road.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.