No Man Will Ever Put His Hand

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

Because I'm The Only Performer Who Comes Out And Says I've Had Plastic Surgery, I've Become The Plastic Surgery Poster Girl, Which Is Hilarious, Because Everybody Has Done It And They All Deny It. They Stand There, Like The Bride Of Frankenstein, They've All Got Stitches, And They All Say, 'i've Done Nothing.' I Talk About It.

Both Of My Parents Got To See Me Host Carson, Thank God. That's All Anyone Wants: To Have Their Parents See They're Going To Be All Right In Life.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.