No Man Is Matriculated To The Art

To Men Who Only Aim At Escaping Felony, Nothing Short Of The Prisoner's Dock Is Disgrace.

The Best Augury Of A Man's Success In His Profession Is That He Thinks It The Finest In The World.

The Wit Of A Family Is Usually Best Received Among Strangers.

Jews Are Not Fit For Heaven, But On Earth They Are Most Useful.

Life Is Like Our Game At Whist ... I Don't Enjoy The Game Much, But I Like To Play My Cards Well, And See What Will Be The End Of It.