No Man Is Charming All Of The

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

I Have Too Many Credit Cards. You Know What Happened? Someone Stole One And I Didn't Notice. I Noticed When I Got That Bill. Whoa! It Was So Much Less! I'm Letting Him Keep It. I'm Saving Money!

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.