No Man Goes Before His Time -

I Am A Man And You Are A Woman. I Can't Think Of A Better Arrangement.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

The Trouble With Writing A Book About Yourself Is That You Can’t Fool Around. If You Write About Someone Else, You Can Stretch The Truth From Here To Finland. If You Write About Yourself The Slightest Deviation Makes You Realize Instantly That There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But You Are Just A Dirty Liar.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again