No Guy Is Worth Your Tears, But

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

Being A Rock Widow Is Not My Job, So I Would Hire People To Do It For Me.

I'm Not A Theater Rat, So I Never Got A Theatrical Agent And Did A Play. I Came Really Close Though.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.