Never Take Candy From Strangers.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.