Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

If A Man Ain't Nothin' Else, Then He's An Artist. It's The Only Thing He Can Claim To Be That Nobody Can Prove He Ain't.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

If There Are No Dogs In Heaven, Then When I Die I Want To Go Where They Went.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.