Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

Nbc's A Little Jealous Of Cnn Correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They Want To Get A Reporter With A Macho-sounding Name Too, So They're Changing Irving R. Levine's Name To Scud Shrapnel.

Ronald Reagan Just Signed The New Tax Law. But I Think He Was In Hollywood Too Long. He Signed It, 'best Wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.