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Spending Waiting Moments Doing Crossword Puzzles Or Reading A Book You Brought Yourself.

Be Able To Cite Three Good Qualities Of Every Relative Or Acquaintance That You Dislike.

Be Able To Correctly Pronounce The Words You Would Like To Speak And Have Excellent Spoken Grammar.

An Act Of Justice Closes The Book On A Misdeed; An Act Of Vengeance Writes One Of Its Own

Be Able To Tell Whether Garments That Look Good On The Hanger Actually Look Good On You