My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox.

Everything I Did With My Life I Did So That I Could Give My Parents Everything They Didn't Have Because Of Me.

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.

No One Can Make Fun Of Overweight People In Front Of Me!

I Started My Own Class For People Like Me Who Can't Find Any Place Else To Go.

Ninety Percent Of People Who Lose Weight Gain It Back. It's Very Sad.