My Name Is Carter Kane. I'm Fourteen

Cheers, Carter. At Least You Have The Sense To Hand Me The Microphone For Important Things. Honestly, He Drones On And On About His Plans For The Apocalypse, But He Makes No Plans At All For The School Dance. My Brother's Priorities Are Severely Skewed.

I Hoped I Wasn't Blushing. It Was Bad Enough I Had To Depend On My Mom To Drive Me To My Battles.

It Is True That I Once Refused To Eat Haggis In Scotland And This Did Not Sit Well With The Local Population.

Never Bet Against A Cat.

Staplers--- Excellent Source Of Iron