My Mother Told Me 'man On Top,

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.