My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

I Belong To The Public. The Public Made Me. The Public Can Break Me. I Owe Them My Life.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

Meadowlark Lemon Is One Very Clever Man, Unique And Truly One Of A Kind.