My Life Is Just A Never-ending Work

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.

I Never Say Anything Negative About Anyone, Because That Won't Get You Anywhere.

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

I Hope In My Lifetime We Can All Continue To Laugh At Ourselves And Not Put Down Anyone For What They Weigh.

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.