My Life Could Have Been So Grim

I'm Actually Quite Self-sufficient, So It Might Look As If There Isn't Room For Anyone In My Life. That Isn't Entirely The Case.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

In My Experience The Difference Between A Straight And A Bisexual Is About Four Pints

I Always Say I'd Rather Be Miserable By Myself Than Unhappy In A Relationship.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.