My Definition Of A Father Is Someone

Sometimes People Think I'm Wearing A Wig When I'm Not Wearing A Wig, And Then Sometimes They Think I'm Not Wearing A Wig When I Am Wearing A Wig.

I Never Say Never, But I Haven't Been Given The Quality Of Script To Compel Me To Go On Television.

I'll Speak For Myself, But There's A Lot Of Humor To Be Found In Sarcasm And Darkness. You Talk To Any Paramedic, They Survive By Developing A Pretty Off-kilter Sense Of Humor.

God Bless My Father, But He Always Spoke In This Continental, Literary Accent, Probably Because He Was A Professor Of Comparative Literature And He Made The Decision To Speak With Distinction.

Passion Is Very Important To Me. If You Stop Enjoying Things, You've Got To Look At It, Because It Can Lead To All Kinds Of Depressing Scenarios.