My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.