Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad

Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy Wherever I Go, But I'm Very Casual About It.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Had A Wonderful Childhood, Which Is Tough Because It's Hard To Adjust To A Miserable Adulthood.

I Find Human Contact Repulsive.