Money Is A Powerful Aphrodisiac But Flowers

I'm Always Suspicious Of Disinterested Interest.

How You Behave Toward Cats Here Below Determines Your Status In Heaven.

Minimize Your Therbligs Until It Becomes Automatic; This Doubles Your Effective Lifetime - And Thereby Gives Time To Enjoy Butterflies And Kittens And Rainbows.

It's Better To Copulate Than Not.

Stupidity Cannot Be Cured. Stupidity Is The Only Universal Capital Crime; The Sentence Is Death. There Is No Appeal, And Execution Is Carried Out Automatically And Without Pity.