Middle-aged Adolescents Are A Libel On The

Too Timid To Talk Back, I Shot My Adversary.

As A Youth, I Sought Out Decadence; As An Elder, I Try To Avoid Decay.

The Closeups Of Pornography Make Human Genitals Look Like Undiscovered Prehistoric Animals.

Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never Boring.

Everyone Knows That (1) Happiness Is The Goal Of Life, And (2) Happiness Is A Chimera.