Middle Age Is When The Best Exercise

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

Give A Child Enough Rope And He Will Trip You Up.

The Reason Crime Doesn't Pay Is That When It Does, It Is Called A More Respectable Name.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

America Is A Land Of Taxation That Was Founded To Avoid Taxation.