Men Want To Make Women Happy.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

Why Would Anybody Want A Friend?

What The Hell, I'll Just Eat Some Trash.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.

Let's Face It: A Date Is A Job-interview, That Lasts All Night. The Only Difference Between A Date And A Job Interview Is: Not Many Job-interviews Is There A Chance You'll End Up Naked At The End Of It.