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I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

I Love Being Married. It's So Great To Find That One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.