Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

It's Weird How Me And That Insect Are Miles Apart In Terms Of Lifestyle, Yet We Both Like A Biscuit.

If You Don't Sleep You Get Run Down. Sloths Never Get A Flu, Cos Its Good Innit Thats When Your Body's Replemishing.

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

The Problem I Have With All This Religion Stuff Is That I Can't Relate To It. I Think Most People Got Into 'cos It Gave Them Something To Do On A Sunday, But Since All The Shops Are Now Open It Isn't Required As Much.