Maybe They Should Name More Drugs Cute

I Had To Feign Interest In All This Nonsense Until I Could Ask When I Could Come Over And Sit On His Face. I Didn't Say That Out Loud, Of Course. I Never Say The Things I Really Want To. If I Did, I'd Have No Friends.

I Love People Who Have Such Passion For Complete Nonsense.

I'm Actually Pretty Good At Tennis. Well, If I'm In The Special Olympics Or Something.

When I Don't Know What To Do, I Just Open My Mouth. Why Won't Anyone Date Me?

We Spend So Much Money On These Dresses That Are Terrible. And What Do We Get Out Of It? Nothing - A Piece Of Chicken And A Roll In The Hay With Her Hillbilly Cousin - No Thank You. My Family's Very Close; I Can Do That At Home.