Maybe Being Home Schooled, Carter Didn’t Realize

Dreams Like Podcast. Downloading Truth In My Ears. They Tell Me Cool Stuff.

We Did All The Standard Camp Numbers: "down By The Aegean," "i Am My Own Great-great-great-great Grandpa," "this Land Is Minos's Land.

I Survive All Those Battles," She Growled, "and I Get Defeated By A Stupid Chunk Of Rock!

That's Why We Live By A River. Occasionally, I Forget And Pat Lit On The Back--' 'i Hate That.' King Midas & Lit

Freak Is Easily Spooked. Flesh-eating Monsters Tend To Scare Him Away. So Do Fireworks, Clowns, And The Smell Of Sadie's Weird British Ribena Drink. (can't Blame Him On That Last One. Sadie Grew Up In London And Developed Some Pretty Strange Tastes.