Many Shots Are Spoiled At The Last

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.

Doesn't It Show Us All That We Are Silly Little Boys Or Fatuous Asses To Think That We Can Play Golf Without Making A Lot Of Bad Shots?

Addressing A Golf Ball Would Seem To Be A Simple Matter; That Is, To The Uninitiated Who Cannot Appreciate That A Golf Ball Can Hold More Terrors Than A Spacious Auditorium Packed With People.

If I Needed Advice From My Caddie, He'd Be Hitting The Shots And I'd Be Carrying The Bag.