Love Is The Distance Between Reality And

Most Comedians I Know Are Quite Serious, Anxious People Who Find Life Rather Difficult. As A Consequence, They Make People Laugh.

Promoting A Record On A Major Label Is Like Running A Minor Military Campaign.

In This World Of Doubt, One Thing Is Certain For Me; That I Will Go On Writing Songs Up To And - I Hope, Through Heavenly Means Or Diabolical - Beyond The Day I Die.

An Un-named Song Is Like An Un-named Child, It Has No Identity.

I'm Not Really A Good Singer. But Most People Aren't, Either.