Love Is A Very Hard Feeling To

I've Looked At Life From Both Sides Now...from Win And Lose, And Still Somehow It's Life's Illusions I Recall I Really Don't Know Life At All.

Depression Can Be The Sand That Makes The Pearl. Most Of My Best Work Came Out Of It.

Paul Simon Started Piling Up A Lot Of Words, More Than The Bar Could Handle, And I Stopped!

A Few Drinks Later You're Not So Choosy When The Closing Lights Strip Off The Shadows On This Strange New Flesh You've Found.

I Met A Redneck On A Grecian Isle Who Did The Goat Dance Very Well.