Look Before, Or You'll Find Yourself Behind.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.

Enjoy The Present Hour, Be Mindful Of The Past; And Neither Fear Nor Wish The Approaches Of The Last. Learn Of The Skillful: He That Teaches Himself, Hath A Fool For His Master.

Marry Your Son When You Will, But You Daughter When You Can.

Everybody's Human-everybody Makes Mistakes. If You Laugh It Off And Keep Going And Try To Give It Your Best The Next Time Around, People Respect That.

The Best Way To Help The Poor Is To Make Them Uncomfortable In Their Own Poverty.