Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know

Marriage Is Based On The Theory That When A Man Discovers A Brand Of Beer Exactly To His Taste, He Should At Once Throw Up His Job And Go To Work Inthe Brewery.

It Is Only The Cynicism That Is Born Of Success That Is Penetrating And Valid.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

The Dramatic Critic Who Is Without Prejudice Is On The Plane With The General Who Does Not Believe In Taking Human Life.

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.