Like A Midget At A Urinal I

There's An Old Saying That God Exists In Your Search For Him. I Just Want You To Understand That I Ain't Looking.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

Doing Nothing Is Very Hard To Do... You Never Know When You're Finished.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.