Life's Greatest Comfort Is Being Able To

Get Married Before The Sex Gets Boring Or You'll Never Get Married.

Nothing Is Static. Even The Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart. Since Fight Club, I Can Wiggle Half The Teeth In My Jaw. Maybe Self-improvement Isn't The Answer. Maybe Self-destruction Is The Answer.

Everyone Holds A Certain Type Of Power. For Young People, It's Their Youth, Their Attractiveness, And Their Energy. But They're Terrified That As Those Qualities Fade, What Are They Going To Replace That Form Of Power With?

I Just Don't Want To Die Without A Few Scars.

To Hell With Housework, Our Top Priority Has Always Been Between Our Legs.