Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

Posterity Shall Know Of Me Even Less Than I Shall Know Of Posterity.

Spurn Not The Nobly Born With Love Affected; Nor Treat With Virtuous Scorn The Well Connected.

It Isn't So Much What's On The Table That Matters, As What's On The Chairs.

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General