Life Consists Not In Holding Good Cards

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

Most Men Had Rather Say A Smart Thing Than Do A Good One. John P. Kotter, Leading Change.

Theres Not A Lot Of Good Humor In Medicine, But Theres A Lot Of Medicine In Good Humor.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.