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Just Because It's Common Sense, Doesn't Mean It's Common Practice.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

I Would Never Make A Good Economist. You Know, An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You Anything About — Well, He Will Tell You What Can Happen Under Any Given Condition — And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's, Too.

Here Is My Farm Relief Bill: Every Time A Southerner Plants Nothing On His Farm But Cotton Year After Year, And The Northerner Nothing But Wheat Or Corn, Why, Take A Hammer And Hit Him Twice Right Between The Eyes. You May Dent Your Hammer, But It Will Do More Real Good Than All The Bills You Can Pass In A Year.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.