Last, But Not Least, Avoid Cliches Like

Gridlock Is Great. My Motto Is, 'don't Just Do Something. Stand There.'

Carter Is The Best President The Soviet Union Ever Had.

President Reagan Is A Rhetorical Roundheels, As Befits A Politician Seeking Empathy With His Audience.

Create Your Own Constituency Of The Infuriated.

Better To Be A Jerk That Knees Than A Knee That Jerks.