Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.