Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

Women Need Food, Water, And Compliments That's Right. And An Occasional Pair Of Shoes.

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.