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To Me, Nature Always Appears More Unbalanced Than Gary Busey With A Clogged Eustachian Tube.

Police In Washington D.c. Are Now Using Cameras To Catch Drivers Who Go Through Red Lights. Many Congressmen This Week Opposed The Use Of The Red Light Cameras Incorrectly Assuming They Were Being Used For Surveillance At Local Brothels.

If Clinton Had Only Attacked Terrorism As Much As He Attacks George Bush We Wouldn't Be In This Problem.

I've Seen Better Coverage At An Alan Keyes Press Conference.

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.